No but really. Look at this shit.
Boy fell asleep.
im never sad for the rest of my life because of this
Photo by Daniel Bruce Lee.
The Daily Mail just contacted me. Look out for my flower beard photo in their upcoming article on the phenomena!
I want to marry this man
I actually know this man, holy shit.
A moment of silence for those who have unfollowed me
"I still don’t get how this guy has no mouth. I mean, how-how can he eat?"
the delivery of this line was perfect
I’m sorry, but the face he makes in the first gif before he starts talking is great. You can see the expression of “That’s what you’re focused on—Oh god, it’s hereditary" go across his face in all of three seconds before he snarks back.
demonize poor women for wanting to terminate pregnancy they can’t afford
demonize poor women for applying for government assistance to raise the child they didn’t want because they couldn’t afford it by referring to them as “welfare queens”
IVE PROBABLY BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR TEN MINUTES STRAIGHT
I STARTED LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY ANF MY PARENTS RAN UPSTAIRS THINKING I GOT HURT DNDBJSJDBT
I'm pretty sure Derek should have awesome flower brows in addition to flower beard