Hey, I'm suffering from a lot of emotions that I don't want to have about my own life. You should consider pointing me towards a favorite [preferably longer] fluffy fic. :) (Also, hi!)
Yup. Just read it.
Also, Cupboard Love.
Ooo Oo and Fireman Derek’s Crazy Pie [Cheeseburger Baby].
OH AND Bones Straining Under the Weight.
Okay I’m going to stop there, but yeah…
backflips away from the lol stiles, lol sterek, any scott or derek or allison or lydia hate tag and stupid idiots who spend their precious time hating on characters that don’t deserve hate or making hate blogs in this fandom.
christmas at beacon hills, 100% accurate depiction
LEA I KNOW YOU ALREADY MADE A PERF ALMOST HUMAN STEREK AU AND WHILE I LOVE DEREK MAKING AWKWARD SEXUAL ADVANCES TOWARDS STILES BOT, YOU KNOW YOU KNOW I WOULD CREATE AN ENTIRE UNIVERSE JUST TO HEAR DEREK TELL STILES
I ran a bio scan, and it looked like your testicles at full capacity.
AND SINCE WE’VE ALREADY DECIDED THAT Derek was AN INTIMATE ROBOT COMPANION in a past life before he got deactivated (Argent Syndicate has been trying to shut down sexbot trade for decades bc they believe androids should only be made for police work and military idk purists; Kate Argent, TOTALLY LYING after one night with Derek Bot, sued saying the HALE IRC line compromised public safety or w/e so they all got deactivated.)
And thennnnnn cop Stiles finds Derek and only picks him because fuck the system, he can have an IRC for a cop bot if he wants. SO HILARITY ENSUES WHEN DEATON IS LIKE, LOOK DEREK IS PROGRAMMED A CERTAIN WAY… AND STILES IS LIKE, DOWNLOAD NEW PROGRAMMING AND UPDATE HIS SOFTWARE, AND DEATON’S LIKE IDK IF YOU CAN COMPLETELY OVERWRITE THE SYSTEM BUT I’LL TRY
EXCEPT. EXCEPT LOL OFC MISHAPS HAPPEN. AND IT’S HILARIOUS THE FIRST TIME DURING A DRUG BUST AND STILES IS LIKE DUDE THE BACK OF YOUR PANTS IS ALL OLIVE OILY (BECAUSE SELF LUBRICATING BUTT HOLE) AND DEREK IS PROGRAMMED FOR EMOTIONAL REALISM RIGHT? SO HE BLUSHES AND GETS EMBARRASSED, AND STILES IS AWKWARDLY REASSURING DEREK THAT IT’S COOL HAPPENS TO ALL OF US (NOT).
And you know how the MX-43 could smell that Kennex didn’t have noodles or w/e last night SO OBVI DEREK BOT COULD SMELL THAT STILES GAVE A BLOWIE LAST NIGHT AND IS ALL LIKE, Stiles I see you have responded favourably to a request from the online dating profile OR WHATEVER I JUST WANT DEREK SCANNING ALL THE POTENTIAL DATES AND GIVING STATISTICAL DATA SUPPORTING THE LIKLIHOOD THAT STILES WILL GET LAID
IMAGINE ALL THE TIMES STILES HAS TO MULTI-TASK BETWEEN HIDING THE FACT THAT DEREK BOT DIDNT FULLY REPROGRAM INTO A COP BOT TO HIS COLLEAGUES ANNNNNND ASSURING DEREK IT’S OKAY THAT DEREK ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHED HIS BUTT DURING AN UNDERCOVER OPERATION BECAUSE THERE WAS A BUG IN HIS [RE]PROGRAMMING (SPOILER: THERE WAS NO BUG)
How to lace shoes by Tyler Hoechlin (Grizzly Rage 2007)
it’s likely a sign that i’ve reached the point of no return when i’m aflutter—POSITIVELY AFLUTTER—over knowing how Tyler Hoechlin ties his shoes