no one is good at small talk everyone lets only do big talk from now on
meet someone for the first time
tell them about the proposed mars colony and ask if they would go, even though its a one-way trip
ask people what their favorite dinosaurs are
do they believe artificial intelligence could ever replace humanity
if they were a tree, what kind of tree would they be
My friend, Devon, has a boyfriend, Will, who has a friend, Ben.
Ben and I were sitting in Will’s living room yesterday.
And then he said, If you had to lose a toe, which one would you pick.
So I said the fourth one on my right foot. And he said he would pick one of his middle toes so he could wear sandals like the ninja turtles.
So I said which one because it’s an important question.
Awkward silence gone.
I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 6 fucking years ago
But I also do this with 97.
It’s a problem.
It’s like the only symptom I ever feel when drinking, so I kind of want to know.
Also, I really miss the buttcave.
Will continue liveblogging when I return.
Instead I made layout mock-ups for NnTM.
I’ve got them.
In exactly five weeks from this moment, Teen Wolf will be about to premiere. Reblog if this excites you.
Best Graduation present I could have received, honestly.
It’s gonna be like, WOO FUCK COLLEGE I’M OUT. And then some spectacular displays of drinking on the 2nd. And then FUCK YEAH TEEN WOLF BITCHES.
So, yeah. I guess you could say I’m excited about it.
I'm so confused, what does this works/(insert numbers here) mean?
Occasionally, my followers (mostly Genevieve) send me fics that they think I’d enjoy.
Since you can’t stick links in the askbox they send me the ends of the link.
I then go to AO3 and copy and paste those ends which leads me to the fic they’re recommending.
For instance if I were to send someone recs of some of my current favorites, I would send this:
I hope that clarifies. : )
Hey. You know how to make things like dresses right?
Yes. That would be awesome.
So, you can do that right?
wait wait ('scuse the creepin, I was trolling the 221B tag because I have a lot of feels) you're a Sherlockian? And you live in Savannah?!
What has happened to me?
People don’t know I’m a Sherlockian anymore….
IT’S BEEN A LONG HIATUS! I HAD TO FIND OTHER THINGS!
But yes. I’m a Sherlockian. And I’m currently residing in Savannah.
And I look damn good today and I took a picture.
But I can’t post it because I’m not wearing pants in it.
And my mother would be appalled.